Never lose your flames

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

Jul 31 / 276,052 notes

gingermetaljesus:

Number one reason to get a job:

  1. Concert tickets and band shirts
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kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

Jul 30 / 1,489 notes

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

Jul 30 / 66,212 notes

larrygay:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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never-l0se-your-flames:

is tyler carter’s voice a religion?

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